Archive for December, 2007

Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot?

The song, “Auld Lang Syne,” is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year. At least partially written by Robert Burns in the 1700’s, it was first published in 1796 after Burns’ death. Early variations of the song were sung prior to 1700 and inspired Burns to produce the modern rendition. An old Scotch tune, “Auld Lang Syne” literally means “old long ago,” or simply, “the good old days.”
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Auld Lang Syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here’s a hand, my trusty friend
And gie’s a hand o’ thine
We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne

Well! That’s it for me this week and THIS YEAR! I hope that all of you and yours have a wonderful, safe, healthy, profitable New Year and that you get everything that your hearts desire in 2008. Of course, I also hope to see you back here again Next Year for some more good old fashioned…

T.G.I.F. & U.F.O.’s / Funniest News Stories of 2007

Well how else can this week possibly end here at JabberWocky? It just had to be the funniest, dumbest, most ridiculous stories of 2007 didn’t it?

I came across a few sites on the Web giving their idea of the funniest news stories of the year but I think Joe Kovacs rendition at the World Net Daily sums it up just about the best for me!

Why don’t you head over there and see if you don’t agree with me!!

Well, what can I say? That’s it for me this crazy week, I hope all of you have a great week-end getting ready for New Years, (now don’t go doing too much celebrating just yet!), and hope to see you all back again Monday for some more…

T.G.I.TH. & U.F.O.’s / The Worst & The Best of 2007

Did you happen to go to a movie this year only to find that it failed miserably when it came to your expectations?

When calculating the worst movies of any year, the question is always whether to judge a movie on how bad it is on its own terms or just how bad it is for what was expected.

Here is a list of the most cringe-worthy films of ‘07 and also the best movies of the year from MSN.

Worst & Best Movies of 2007

That’s all for me today, hope to see you back again tomorrow for some more…

Merry 2nd Christmas!

I’m sorry my posts are a bit erratic recently but a lot of people are on Winter Vacation so a lot of services aren’t available. Like my hosting for instance. Every morning it is off and since they are running on a skeleton crew there is no one there to fix it until later on…if I get lucky! So, when you see late or no posts for the next couple of weeks please be patient, unlike me, and hopefully the hosting will get fixed sooner or later!!

Here in Holland we have not one but two Christmas days! Yesterday was our first Christmas and today is our second! So…I wish all of you all around the world a very Merry Second Christmas!

On this video you can take a look back at how the tradition of Christmas came to be all of those thousands of years ago and melding together some traditions of modern day also.

History of Christmas

That’s it for me today, I’m off to celebrate 2nd Christmas, hope to see you back again tomorrow for some more…

Here Comes Santa Clause!

Peace to All

MSNBC.com is tracking Santa’s journey around the globe, including sightings and videos from the various stops along his route and links to the Santa Tracker map. Join MSNBC Christmas Day to see where Santa has been and when he’s coming your way!

On December 24th at 1:45 P.M. ET the International Space Station Astronauts at the International Space Station were just finishing up a routine space walk when the captain of the group spotted a red blur out of the corner of his eye. “I must say, some of us had wondered if we would miss our visit from Old St. Nick, what with us being way out in space and all. We’re thrilled that Santa hasn’t forgotten us!”

Get up to the minute updates as to where Jolly ol’ St. Nick is here:

Ho! Ho! Ho! Watch Santa go!

That’s all for me today! I hope that all of you have a wonderful Christmas Day and hope that you get everything that was on your wish list! See you back here tomorrow for more…

Merry Christmas Eve!

Well, it’s Christmas Eve! I hope that all of you have all of your shopping done so that you can celebrate the day properly…having fun!

At my house Christmas Eve has always been such a special day! Pre-Christmas party, singing carols around the Christmas tree, opening a couple of presents, (saving the best for last to open on Christmas morning of course)!

So I thought what better way to celebrate the day here at JabberWocky! than with my very favorite Christmas poem!

It was written by Clement Clarke Moore, in 1822, it was called: “A Visit from St. Nicholas”, but has a more common name these days.

So without further ado…I give you…

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mama in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

Well, that’s it for me today, I’m going off now to have some of that good old fashioned Christmas Eve fun! I hope you all have a wonderful one as well and of course hope to see you back again soon for some more…

Year in Review

There have been many funny newsworthy stories in 2007. Click here and watch some of the more memorable ones that JibJab has put together!

JibJab’s Funny Look Back

That’s it for me this week, got to get out of here and do a little more Christmas Shopping! Hope you have a good and safe week-end battling the crowds and hope if you survive this week-end to see you back again Monday for some more…

Candy Dances the Night Away!

Candy Strand gets a kick out of the reaction she gets as she dances in front of her home to Christmas music. She’s not trying to out-do her neighbors mind you, she just to wants to spread a little holiday cheer!

It’s one of those things you really have to see to believe. This Tallahassee woman spends every night this holiday season dressed in Christmas lights!

Take a look for yourself!

Candy Does Tallahassee!

That’s it for me today! Hope to see you back again tomorrow for more…

Weird Work Stories

In case you noticed there was no post yesterday. My Internet was down all day due to bad weather and I was unable to! But you haven’t missed anything because I have decided to put yesterdays post on today, so here goes!

These work stories weren’t as newsworthy but they happened just the same. Here are headlines that exemplify the strange happenings that took place in the workplace in 2007!

  • Employee eats 32 vending machine items for charity
  • Cola wars get physical as Pepsi worker attacks Coke employee
  • Alleged robber asks victim out for date
  • Four women fired for gossiping
  • Eau de Lawsuit: Woman sues over scent
  • Salt lands McDonald’s employee in jail
  • Carpenter free to ply trade in the nude
  • Southwest Airlines employee tells passenger her outfit won’t fly
  • Employee accused of faking being cop
  • Employee took 1 million screws home from factory
  • Deputy nabbed twice for DUI – by husband
  • Workers killed after seeking raises
  • Man demands coupons from radio station employee
  • Wienermobile gets cop roasted
  • Drive-through dispute gets suspect jail food

For more information on these lesser but true weird work stories go to:

Weirdest Work Stories of 2007

That’s all for me today! Hope to see you back again tomorrow for more…

There’s Room at the Inn!

Over 2000 years ago, on Christmas Eve, there was no room at the Inn for Joseph and Mary and they had to settle for the night in a stable, of course, as the story goes, Mary gave birth that night to a boy child whose name has made history the world over for the last 2000 years.

But this year, there Will be room at the Inn, (or Travelodge), for all of those Joseph and Mary couples out there!

Spokeswoman Shakila Ahmed, for the Travelodge hotel, (Inn), chains, says that the British hotel chain is promising free accommodation to couples who share the names of the couple from the Christmas Story.

Ahmed says that it is the “gift” of a free night’s stay in a family room for two adults, two children And there is even parking space for a donkey…if needed, to make up for the hotel industry not having any rooms left on Christmas Eve over 2000 years ago!

The offer is good at any one of the chains 322 hotels in the United Kingdom.

The couples must bring prove of identity and must prove that they are in a long-term relationship.

The offer will run from Christmas Eve to Twelfth Night, December 24 to January 5. Couples can register their names at a special e-mail address set up by Travelodge which has hotels in many countries.

For more information go to:

Room at the Inn

Looks to me like an offer you can’t refuse…if your names happen to be Joseph and Mary!

That’s all for me today, hope to see you back again tomorrow for more…

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