JabberWocky!

Well I’m still so full from yesterday that I can hardly move this morning and after looking in the refrigerator I see that I have done it yet again this year!

I DO NOT know how I manage it, but Every Year when I cook Thanksgiving dinner and serve everyone that I can possibly find to get rid of the food, (I even gave some rolls to the ducks this year), I STILL end up with more food…especially turkey, than what I originally started with!

I swear Tommy Turkey Grows with every bite I take!

So now I’ve got the dreaded job of creating new creations for the next month with all of the leftovers! I needed some new ideas, (ones that weren’t mine because last year when I started serving turkey milk shakes I knew I was loosing it!), for what to do.

I found this site quite by accident but with all of the leftover turkey recipes it has I figure I’ll be safe for at least a month without having to sink to having leftover leftovers!!!

So if you didn’t take Tommy Turkey’s advice yesterday and “EAT BEEF”, and you need a little help with this problem too, maybe you’ll be able to find something new for your table also!

Leftover Turkey Recipes

Well, that’s all for me today…I’m going to go out and try to jog or Something!… if I can move at all, but hope to see you back again soon for some more good old fashioned…

Jeanne Moos from CNN.com has reported on the “Great Weight Debate” of Britney Spears!

While I do think her performance left something to be desired, (I try to be nice!), and she maybe should not have worn the “clothing” that she wore, (but I heard that she had been up for a few nights partying with the “Big Boys”, so maybe she just got out of bed and came down from her room to do her act!), I do feel somewhat sorry for her with everyone jumping on the how “fat” she is bandwagon!

If it had been anyone else, most of us would have been saying how nice it was that she had such a good figure after having 2 little ones!

But like they say…If you put it out there then you have to expect that people are going to talk…especially if you are in the news as much as Britney has in recent months!

Make Sure that you keep an eye open at about the half way mark for the YouTube Video that was done by the…”disturbed”, to say the least, “Fan”, Chris Crocker, of Britney’s!

I suppose that this fans video standing up for Britney can be considered a good thing and it was nice to finally see Britney’s fan as Everyone on this earth deserves to have ONE Fan, but to tell you the truth about it, I hope she Never becomes Mine!!

Britney Fat Fight

That’s all for me today! Make sure to check back tomorrow for the next in the Art & Design series by HDW only available here at…

TGIF!

Well I don’t mind telling you that I’m glad to see the week-end quickly approaching! I have decided that since the weather is going to be a little nicer here this week-end that I am going to get out and get a little, much needed, exercise! I tend to do my exercising indoors during these cold winter months, I am going to enjoy some “fresh air” I can tell you!

Speaking of exercising, do any of you remember Jack LaLanne, the 92 year old exercise Guru? He was a Guru before it was even fashionable to be a Guru!!

Well, it seems that a 91-year-old man has laid down a challenge to box a four-round bout with the fitness Guru!

The purpose is to let seniors know it’s never too late to get into great shape like the challenger, who is, by the way, former “cut man” for retired boxing champ Joey Gamache and also retired from the “funeral business”!

LaLanne hasn’t taken the 91 year old up on the challenge to enter the ring though. “That’s not quite his cup of tea”, LaLanne’s spokeswoman said.

But this 91 year old hasn’t given up on the idea yet, he plans to contact fight promoter Don King to see if he’s interested!

The 91 year old widower, spends his winters in Florida since retiring from the funeral business and he works out an hour a day while in Florida, lifting up to 200 pounds. The rest of the year, he keeps fit by riding an exercise bike and carrying caskets in his home town!!! Upon talking to the 91 year old about this he was said to have replied:

I feel it keeps me healthy and limber for my age, but it’s not always pleasant.

Well I don’t know about all of you but this puts me to SHAME!!! First of all, I am probably not going to live to see the ripe old age of 91, and if I do for some unforeseen reason, I plan on being in a wheelchair not a boxing ring!! And Exercise??? I think at 91 just waking up is going to be enough exercise for me!

I would Not even Consider climbing in the ring today, and I promise you that I am not nearly 91 years old! Lifting 200 pounds?? He could lift me, twice almost!! I can’t lift anything much heavier than a fork!! The exercise bike? Well, I must admit, I don’t do it, but that seems like a good way to keep in shape. BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT CARRYING CASKETS!! NO WAY, NO HOW, I DON’T CARE HOW LIMBER IT WOULD MAKE ME!!

That’s it for this not so old, broken down Sage’s Unicorn! this week! I hope you have a great week-end, why don’t you think about getting out and getting some exercise? & I hope to see you next week!